How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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