I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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