so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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