I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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