I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
