The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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