they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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