i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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