can u get pink eye on your cock?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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