I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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