im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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