no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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