i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
40s are totally the cure
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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