dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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