She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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