omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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