okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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