I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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