No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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