is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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