didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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