Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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