just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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