I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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