I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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