# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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