Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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