idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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