remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
