This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
