and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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