You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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