VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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