On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We left the knife in your bed.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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