im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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