aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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