Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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