I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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