so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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