I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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