I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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