My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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