Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Randomize
