i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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