if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
