All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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