Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Can Purell be used as lube?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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