it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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