We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
birth control should be required to get into college
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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