Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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