He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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