I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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