We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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