Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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