I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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