I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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