I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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