So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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