fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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