just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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